... We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this ... ah, hell; gentlemen, let's walk over to the Gettysburg Gaming Resort and Spa over there. Join me in trying out the 3,000 slots?
What the heck is going on? A proposed casino at Gettysburg?! What's next, a brothel on Little Round Top?; crack houses in the Peach Orchard?
No, this is obscene. A house of vice such as the proposed casino must not be allowed to desecrate the hallowed ground of which Mr. Lincoln so eloquently spoke.