Here's a shocka—the Guardian endorses anti-Bush Kerry!
Christopher buries a wicked dagger between the Guardian's pestilential ribs,
I suppose if you can't get the man assassinated,[*] you might as well endorse his opponent.
Let it bleed, Chris; Let it bleeeeeed! I’ll even help you twist it if you like (then what say we snap it off?).
The Guardian's endorsement, by the way, opens with the line,
Plenty of Americans believe it is none of our business whom they elect as their leader on Tuesday.
Well hells yeah! Got that D-A-M-N-tootin' straight!
(WHEW!) There! I feel Much. Better. Now. :-)
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* The Guardian recently ran a belatedly-retracted article that ended with this paragraph:On November 2, the entire civilized world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?Posted by clark smith at October 31, 2004 01:46 PM | TrackBack
But remember, the Guardian article was satire...and I am the Duke of Wellington.
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