April 12, 2004

Bush Wins

So we watched the History Channel's Bible Code special. We're suckers for those shows, even though we go in highly skeptical and come out even more skeptical. The main problem is that they are deadly accurate in hindsight. Look, there's clear evidence that the Twin Towers would be attacked. Let's ask Condi about that, why don't we?

There's even code telling us that Saddam would be captured last year. Any code about Usama's capture date? Didn't think so.

There were some predictions. The world is ending in 2012. No need to worry about the Social Security system.

Then there was the most precise prediction. The WMDs were moved through Syria and hidden in the Bekah valley in Lebanon. We'll have an extensive military operation to recover them in 2005. Now we know Bush will win. You know Kerry isn't going into Lebanon in his first year.

Posted by Justene Adamec at April 12, 2004 08:00 AM | TrackBack
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Justene, I happen to be one of those crazy people who believe that those damn WMD's are somewhere.

I owe you an email RE: R.Ed Congress.

Posted by: Patrick at April 12, 2004 11:26 PM (Permalink)

Im watching this show right now and I see no reason why Saddam wouldnt hide his WMD's in the Bekah valley. He had about six months to get rid of those weapons.If he had the amount of chemical weapons we say he did which was enough to kill over one million people, all he had to do was rent a u-haul (yes all of that WMD could fit into a u-haul) and send it to Syria.


About that end of the world thing it also said that we would destroy the asteroid in 2012 if that makes any of yall happy.

Posted by: qwefA at December 29, 2004 08:02 PM (Permalink)
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