A little perspective from Grouchy Old Cripple. (link via HobbsOnline). I can sleep now. Tomorrow I think I will write myself a note and put it in my pocket. It will say "Did you misplace your sense of humor?"
(Hmm. That's the second blog entry tonight that started with "perspective". What would Freud say?)
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