How many buttons do I have? I have 473 buttons. How do I know? Because Gnat pushed every one of them today. I didn’t even know I had a button marked “No, you cannot have strawberry juice until you finish the orange juice I just poured, and do not stand in front of the open refrigerator pushing the door against the hinges” button.
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. My buttons have diminished over the years. I no longer get upset when they announce five minutes before school starts that they needed xyz today. I have 2 buttons:
Do not sit, stand, lay or otherwise put your body or any part thereof on top of the clean laundry that is being folded or has just been folded.
Don't chatter at me when I have that far away thinking look or when I am sleeping.
Posted by Justene Adamec at May 22, 2003 12:29 PMWhile money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
form of misery.
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